Texas legislator expertly trolls Republicans with bill that would fine men for masturbating

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Never underestimate the power of satire.

To draw attention to the lengths Texas Republicans will go to block abortion access under the thinly veiled guise of “protecting women,” Houston RepJessica Farrar has filed a bill called A Man’s Right to Know. Under the bill, men would be penalized for “unregulated masturbatory emissions” (lol forever).

House Bill 4260 would encourage men to remain “fully abstinent” and only allow “occasional masturbatory emissions inside health care and medical facilities.” This, according to the legislation, is the best way to ensure men’s health (💁 💁 💁). Read more…

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